haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
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You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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