We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Randomize
