i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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