She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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