what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
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I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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