you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
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The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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