why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
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be right there i have to get my cape
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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