i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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