This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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