You're completely useless in the revolution.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
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I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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