I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
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