i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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