So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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