Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
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Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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