Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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