At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
