im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
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I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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