I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
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I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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