he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
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He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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