Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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