Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
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Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
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