just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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