I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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