you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
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Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
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