i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
Randomize
