I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
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Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
She bit a glass in half.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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