whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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