I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
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new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
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I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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