when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
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Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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