I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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