There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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