Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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