I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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