what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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