Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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