is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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