he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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