My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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