If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
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ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
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Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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