yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
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You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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