I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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