thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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