We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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