I seem to have left my pride at pride
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
Randomize
