Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Randomize
