it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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