he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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