yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Randomize
