Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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