i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
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Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
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Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
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