They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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