I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
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I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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