So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
i need some magic done to my vagina
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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